Monk C
Hello……. Don’t vote for those other 2 two miserable sods in September. Vote for me, Monk C… Your happy, friendly monk.
I will rule the world with fun and laughter….. I will cheer you all up, and you will all stop being miserable, that’s an order…… or you will be shot (Just kidding). I hope to entertain you all as I know what all of the other peace sites are like. BORING!!!
They can’t be working or we would have had peace by now….. Right? As I said at the start of this….. Your happy friendly monk, well not that BLOODY happy today I’m not…..Why is this you may ask? Well, I’ll BLOODY tell you…. I am pissed with the whole of mankind. Now, what are all of you going to do about sorting this BLOODY world out?
For starters you should get rid of your UNITED NATIONS they’re a load of wankers. Start a new one with people who have the back bone to make positive decisions. We monks will go in to more depth with that at another time.
Let me tell you how my day started on this fine sunny day in Marske by the sea….. I made a cup of tea, then sat down at my computer. Ermmm. You’d better go and make a cup of tea….. This might take a long time.
I’m in a bad mood and you may find that I will rant on a bit. Firstly I checked this website….. We’re not doing too badly you know. Don’t forget, this is your friendly site for world peace.
Then I checked my emails….. This is when my day started to go downhill. There were a few messages from YouTube. The normal for me, such as, a few discussion videos and a load of religious nutcases, but I stayed calm.
Then I went onto G+…. Well now I start to change…. For the British government has paid £4.800 for a woman to get her tits enlarged so that she can become a prostitute and now her local council is paying £6.000 for taxi fares so that she can take her kids to school. I think I will ask David Cameron for a Willy extension…. I’m sure all MPs have big willies because everyone I know says they’re a load of wankers!!
It’s time for change. There are illegal immigrants having fake gay marriages just to stay in this country. There were a few other things too, but I couldn’t remember what they were because my head was starting to spin at this time, so I then thought that I would listen to some country music to calm me down….. Well that didn’t bloody happen!! I will tell you why…. I have a new set of wireless head phones so I put some country music on – great J but then I went outside to sit in the sun which is only about 20 ft away, but I lost the bloody signal…. Well this pissed me off!!! I pushed the reset button, then pushed the search button but I picked up a bloody radio station!! I haven’t listened to a radio for years.
I did get the news through the head phones though and it was about Nigeria and the kidnapping of more kids…. This world is going to pot. These aren’t brave fighters, they’re a bag of shithouse thugs. Would you want to be ruled by people like this? That really don’t give a shit about people? They do all of this in the name of Islam, and a 1500 year old book….. Are you all going bloody mad?
Then I pushed the reset button again to yet another news channel…. This time it was about Iraq with over a 1.000 people killed, possibly more. I have heard that the extremists will just kill anyone that doesn’t agree with them.
What is the matter with all of you peaceful Muslims? Is this what you all want? To be controlled by thugs for the rest of your lives, for that is all they are. Wake up…. Get rid of all of your old religious leaders and put in people that really care, for the population and I are able to guide you into the future in peace. It’s time for a new world order so start thinking about it, and if you want to be part of it?
Now I have just read some news about a Ms Ibrahim. The lady who was imprisoned for apostasy. She was released and then detained at the airport. Why is this poor woman being persecuted by Islam? This is not right…. Why make this poor woman suffer even more? The laws of Islam have to change to fit in with the 21st century. I say to those that hold them… “Just let this family go”. If there is a god, I’m sure he would say the same!!
Now another thing… The Taliban shot at a passenger plane in Pakistan, killing a lady passenger with her daughter sitting next to her crying. How sick are the minds of these people are they fxxxxx real? They gain nothing. I say never, ever give into these people. You just cannot trust them….. You might not realise it but this is going to get a lot worse with over population. Just like the rats in one of my pictures, you are going to be killing each other. Mankind has to change. You must stop the people that back them, for the blood is on their hands as well, and if there is a god he would surely turn his back on them. This movement can only guide you….. Now it’s up to you if you want to listen.
Right fxxx the tea I’m having a beer with a whiskey chaser now…. You lot are driving me to drink.
Haha………. that’s better. Now I can start to calm down, with my blood boiling I forgot what I was going to say…. So I will tell you about this website…. Firstly I will have another beer, hahahaa…….. This is good.
Right then…… All of my ranting has given me an idea…. We will give you a box on this website and you can tell everyone what is bugging you about the world.
Keep it clean and we will give you a voice to speak out with, OK!? Right, I’m having another beer. Hahahahahahahaa……….this is really good…. I have put a microphone in our meeting room. This mic goes to a computer with speech recognition software so you can read everything that we say. This will keep you up to date on what we are doing and hopefully we will be able to do this every Friday, OK. Right then… Another beer…… I’m starting to feel better.
We are having problems with your comments at the moment but we will get it sorted soon when Jenny gets out of rehab. I think I have been touching buttons that I shouldn’t have. Good job I don’t work in a missile bunker!!
Right then.. Another drinkee winkeee. Wow!! I’m feeling warm. Ok, some good news and some bad news. We are all going on holiday on the 14th of July. The good news is, you can all have a week off (hic) this website, the bad news is, I might find an internet café, and stay online Hahaha, OK. (hic). Right another drinkee winkeeee e
Ho boy it is warm in here. Now, when we get back (hic) we will show you all of our holiday snaps and you will get to (hic) to see us all and I will bore you with our holiday snaps. If we ever find out how to put them on the (hic) website. Tell me is your screen going funny? Mine is.. (Hic). We might (hic)
be getting a television to show videos. Well when Jenny’s out of rehab that is…. Don’t tell the (hic) BBC because where not getting a licence for it hee hee. OK.
Right one more drinkee poo before the road…. You know I feel funny… I must be coming down with something. It must have been that slice of bread (hic) that I had last night. I have (hic ) just remembered what I was going to say I wa zzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz hu sorry about that I must have fainted (hic). Don’t worry about me, come September I will be ready to rule the (hic) the world if I win th (hic) the election so you vote fo
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Bye the way wha ( hic) what bloody month is it now?
BANG CRASH
KNOCK KNOCK Monk (B) C are you all right? C I’m coming in….. What have you been up to now? C talk to me. Where’ve all these bottles come from?
Monk (C)
I’m O (hic) OK. I must have fainted.
Monk (B)
You’ve been drinking again haven’t you?
Monk (C)
Just a little bit.
Monk (B)
Right well I don’t have time to talk to you, A is up on the roof again. I think he might jump. You haven’t been getting on his nerves again, have you?
Monk (C)
Errrr errrrr I errr can’t (hic) remember.
Monk (B)
I’m going to the roof. What have you been saying to our friends on the website? Ohh.. I don’t have time for this!! I will put this on the front page, but in future Jenny has to check your work first.
Monk (B)
I see monk C has mentioned Islam. Can I take the opportunity to mention that I will doing a questionnaire for Muslims to fill out. This should be on the website by next weekend… the 4th July, In the political section.
I say good bye Monk C, and I will talk to you all next week.
Monk C
Hi everyone. You will be glad to know I’m in a better mood than the last time I wrote to you.
Now, with the other two miserable sods A and B doing other things I thought I’d have a little chat with you all, so don’t fall asleep on me ok ? You go and make yourselves a cup of tea. This might take a long time. Don’t worry about me. B told me the computer was getting hot so I put all my ice cold beers all round it to keep cool. I’m not daft!! I’ve not really watched the world news lately, just flicked through it now and again on the computer. What a bloody mess this world is in. You lot out there must really start THINKING of how to get out of all the stupidity that is going on all round the world.
But looking at all the trouble in the Middle East, North Africa, Afghanistan, it gets very confusing. There are so many different groups and medieval tribes feuding and fighting each other. Islamic extremists blame the west for invading Iraq, well what are the extremist doing? Well they are invading Iraq, forcing their ideas on the people and crossing borders to create an Islamic state that the people don’t want. What these people are doing is creating propaganda against the west to justify their actions so they can take over. Also, listen to the media their propaganda against Israel. I don’t agree with a lot of things about Israel. You think about it. What you would do if someone was firing rockets into your country. Also think of what is going to happen if they take over Iraq and settle down, they are going to start on Israel. There will never be peace in the Middle East. Look at what these people are like and do. They shoot unarmed prisoners or cut off their heads. Islam tells them to enslave their enemies and rape the women. Where will public opinion be then? This movement will shut down the media if it can’t tell the public the whole truth. You see, the media such as newspapers and the rest are just out to make money. They will exaggerated a story. With TV they only show you the bits that make the story and cut out the boring truth. This has to change. In future, if this movement ever gets to stand up in front of you all, the whole of mankind we will sit and talk. Not shout, just talk. You see, when two people shout they get angry. They don’t listen, neither will back down. If one starts to think he is wrong, he will still carry on shouting just to save face. This is what is wrong with mankind. It doesn’t know when to shut up. So we have conflicts all round the world and it’s your world leaders and religious leaders that do most of the shouting. Over time this movement wants to change all this. If you all vote for total change this can be done. But it’s up to you if you want to listen.
it’s time you all grew up and looked at all the other problems in the world like global warming, the destruction of the rain forests and pollution. I will say no more on these problems until you read the words to the pictures we have painted. I’m going to have another drink to calm me down. No, I’ll have two. I’m feeling stress coming on. If you don’t want a drunk running the world then start doing what we tell you, and I’ll can give up drinking and calm down.
U er, I’m starting to get mad at the world again. I’ll have a beer to calm me down……..that’s better. You might notice that the word THINKING is used a lot on this site. This is one thing mankind is not doing. You sit back and wait to be told what to do. THINK and look back at history. You were told to bow to so called royalty, so you did. Religion told you to go to church every Sunday and kneel and pray, so you did. Other religions told how many times a day to pray and what you can and can’t do, so you did what you were told. You just follow like sheep and listen to your masters. What is the matter with you all? Can’t you think for yourselves. I know you all can. You also know the answers to all the problems in the world. You just lack leadership. It’s time you all organised yourselves. This is the movement to help you to go for total change all round the world. Right. At the last meeting we mentioned that we were going to ask mankind to do things for us. Well this is one of mine. Bloody hell I’ve been using two fingers !! I must be getting good at this typing. I might try using the other hand sometime. Better have another beer to calm me down. Right you lot, keep watching this site. In time we will put forward ideas for you all to work on. We are going for maximum publicity to get this movement from out behind your little screen and into the real world.
We want the whole of mankind to start organising yourselves. Start a new political party using the name of this site, so everybody knows what you stand for. We want all the peace movements, all round the world to tell their members at their meetings and peace musical festivals about this site, and to vote for it.
It’s time for change so anybody who is pissed off with the world or the way your country is run by corrupt leaders, then this is what you do. You register with this movement, no charge, then register in your country so that you are on the ballet paper. I don’t expect you to win an election to start with. This is going to take a long time. This movement will back you all the way. If I have to, I will ask every man woman and child in the world for £1, a small price for peace, to fund this movement.
I think that I have broken the rules of this election in September. I will explain how and why. You see, when we started this we made rules. One was you don’t see us. This way you don’t know if we are black, white or in-between so that cuts out race. You only judge us on what we write and say. A is the wise but miserable sod, B is the straight man, the in between man, C, that’s me, the funny man. But today I see nothing in the world to joke about, so I have been a bit serious about the world, which is not normal for me. I hope the other two are ok with this. Right, I’m having another beer.
You see my way is to make you all happy, have a good time in your short life. There is an old song called I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. This is what we are after, to bring the THINKING of the whole of mankind together. You know. A bit of rip roaring gospel type music, hand lapping, foot stamping and sing out loud, all round the world. That’s given me an idea! Right you lot. All the musicians out there, I want you to write some songs for the new world movement. Fast rhythm hand clapping or slow and meaningful that touch the heart and minds of the people. If you don’t do this I will learn to play the guitar and do it myself. I’m worried about my singing though, but you might join this movement just to shut me up.
My screen is starting to get a bit blurry so I’ll call it a day. Please all of you start thinking nothing will happen until you do…………………………………..bye for now
Monk C