27th May 2014
In the near future we will be holding election’s for a supreme leader of this world peace movement.
The election will be held on the 11th September 2014. After this date the whole of mankind will be governed by this new world order and our new supreme leader. At the moment we have three candidate’s for you to choose from and over time you will be able to talk to each one of them. Anybody else wishing to take over the world must put in their application to this website before the end of July with a manifesto of all of your proposals and the name of who you want run.
I know Islam wants to take over the world, well this is their chance to put forward their supreme leader in this election. If Christianity want to put someone in, then you are very welcome to do so, but if god turns up…… he must have a birth certificate.
Each movement will have its own space on this site to put their proposals for world peace stating how you intend to make this world a better place. Anybody that does not want to join in with a world peace movement…… We will be starting a colony on Mars for you. There you can kill each other……. But keep the noise down, on earth we want peace and quiet.
Keep watching this new world site for up to the minute news and get to know the people who want to rule the world, and if the world media want to meet the candidate’s then they must speak to Hermit Monk or Jenny Penketh on this site to arrange a meeting.
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Monk C 7/6/2014
Right… I would like a quick word with you, just you and me, so don’t tell anyone of what I am going to say OK? This is just between you and me…. After September, when the world gets the new supreme leader of the world, and he starts to lay down the new laws for mankind. I want you, in the field of comedy to help me to save lives. For there will be a new law coming in… You will be shot if you sad and miserable. You see our theory is that if we get rid of all the miserable bastards then the world will be a much happier place.
I want you to help me tell the world about this website in your comedy, take the piss out of me, mention the new world peace movement and the crazy old fart who is trying to save mankind. This would help us with publicity for this website. You see at the moment all I have is Paul next door and Peter at 440 and maybe Jean with the big tits, but I haven’t seen her for a bit I think she might be ignoring me. I haven’t seen her for three years. Oh yeah, I also have the very few sad people that write to me. You would think that they would have something better to do… Like save the bloody world.
You know comedy could save the world….. One day when I know the world is listening to me, I will tell mankind all about it…. but until then…. Sod off.