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Meeting…….05/10 2014……. 3 Monks present.
Monk A ……Right you two what is going on with this site, I go away for a few weeks and nothing has been put on the site, people will not come back if nothing gets done.
B……hold on A we have a problem.
A….. Well what it that?
B …..Its C he hasn’t a clue about loading a site, we need help. Plus we haven’t been feeling too good.
C…..I think we are getting our depressions back again.
A….. OK I get the picture, I haven’t been feeling too good either but we have to keep going we can’t save the world doing nothing. We should leave doing nothing up to the world leader.
C…..Can I make some changes to how I load the site, plus I want to try opening new pages.
A…. what do you mean C.
C…. well this meeting, instead of moving the meetings down the putting a new meeting at the top, I want to have one continues meeting. I will put any site changes at the top of the meeting page.
A….. OK C you know what you’re doing.
B…… that is our problem he doesn’t know, I have watch him, we are getting more response off YouTube. Anyway we have one year to sort something out before we shut down
C…. we have over 13.000 people or should I say friends on our site, but we can’t talk to them, it’s like been in a submarine at the bottom of the sea and sending letters in a bottle and not getting replies. I would really like to know what people think of us, they might think were mad trying to change and save the world from mankind’s stupidity. Where not mad you have heard of eccentric millionaires well we are eccentric poor men.
B…. OK C put what we have said today on the site and let’s see if it’s any easier doing it your way. If it is then we will do it again tomorrow, we are always in this room talking so we might get more said on the site. Get on with it.
O6/10/2014
Continued
B…. well done C you have done well just one problem where is the picture from the top of the page?
C……er mummm yes errrr it was there yesterday, stop picking on me I’ll get it right one day ok.
B……I know were planning the future but which day and how far in the future are you thinking of.
C……well alright you think you’re so clever just because you our world leader but you’re getting as grumpy as A
A…… Thank you C
C…… You’re welcome A, right now I want to try opening two more boxes, one for B’s policies and one for me, I know you said this site has to be serious but a comedian can say more and be blunt about world affairs and just let rip with my mouth.
A…..hold it C, I’m not too sure about that, I know what your like when you get started you do my head in, get B’s page running and I will think about it ok.
C….. You’re no fun A, I think I could be a good stand up comedian if ever we get out of this computer. Anyway I thought you were leaving.
A…. I was but the world is in such mess I’m staying, mankind has to get its finger out and do something, we can’t wait for god anymore.
B…..OK you two let’s have a break, C put this on the site, it’s good practise for loading the site and put the picture back on. From now on we have a meeting at any time day or night, and C I want it on the site straight away.
C….. Yes your highness whatever you command o merciful leader I will obey
05/09/2014
Monk B…….what’s going on here? This must be the work of….C C GET IN HERE NOW………C WHERE ARE YOU…….C……arr there you are, what’s this doing on the front page this should have been in your box or a new one, and you have covered my email address as well?
C………calm down will you, you’re getting as grumpy A, stop stressing out, now let me see what the problem is errrrrrrr……..errrrrr arrrrr , errrrrrrr no…….. Har yes, eeeer no…… HO yes I am the man, hey dummy all you have to do is go down the front page a bit further, it’s all still there so chill out. There is just a little gap.
B………Can’t you get rid of the gaps, plus this should not be on the front page, are you sure you know what you are doing, a kid could do a better job than you.
C………hold on smarty pants, do you know what a SEO is and a URL, come on tell me what they stand for?
B………I don’t know
C………well until you do don’t have a go at me.
B………well what do they mean?
C……… I don’t know, I was hoping you could tell me, it’s all new to me, I knew I shouldn’t have burnt that book.
B……… what book is that?
C………computing for idiots.
B………Just carry on, we need you to keep the site going. That’s all you have to do until we get someone else.
C……….I can do that if I use your Colom and A s I just put things at the top and everything sides down, don’t ask me to open another Colom, I haven figured that out yet.
B……….A wants his write up put on the site at midnight of the 10th September OK. Mine you will get when I do them, so you will doing just mine after 9/11 if A walks off the site.
C……….what’s he going for, he has a lot to say.
B……….well you know what A is like he doesn’t mess about, if mankind doesn’t do what he tells them to do he might pack his bags and go.
C………I’ll stay with you B I will get mankind to laugh at themselves when they realise how silly they have all been.
B………thanks C, by the way C have you seen my notes for our policies of this movement, they were on the desk.
C………errrr B errrrrr I thought all the stuff on the desk was mine so I burnt it, it was cold in here the other night, sorry. I’ll make it up to you, do you want a cup of tea.
B……….C you idiot, good job A knows a lot of them, I just hope I can put them in the order that we planned. There are so many problems to sort out, which problem do we start with? I feel as though I’m banging my head against a brick wall, as new problems keep coming in, it’s never ending.
C……..look B , you’re our world leader what we do today could affect the future, if we are successful, this site could go down in history as the day mankind changed its ways. We now have 10.683 friends on this site and still rising we can’t stop now, Jean said we can’t stop now.
B……..who is jean? Have you been talking outside the site you know the rules, no contact until the whole of mankind is listening then we only have to say things once.
C…….. Jeans alright she won’t say anything. Ok……… Look what the cat brought in hello A.
A……..I have been thinking, C I have a job for you if this site takes off I want you to talk to all the children round the world.
C……. I hate kids they are noisy, always asking questions, they do my head in.
A……. that’s what I thought, so you’re the right man for the job, you do my head in
C…… Mind you, kids can be funny, so ok.
A….. I see B you haven’t put anything on the site yet, what’s wrong?
B…… I’m a bit stressed out lately with world affairs, this beheadings with ISIS it just shows how sick mankind can be, why people back them is ridicules’, who in their right mind wants to be ruled by thugs.
A……. when we take over the world we will clear the UN and put in real men and women. And create a real world police force to control thugs of the world, and every country will help, no matter what the cost. We might be a peace movement but were not a push over, peace has to come to the world.
C…… yes come the revolution, let’s piss off the all the bad guys in the world.
B…… Calm down C were not there yet, we have a long way to go.
A…… I’m off I only came in for some papers, I see you have tidied up good it’s about time, now where’s my notes
C……. errrrrrrr errrrrrrr
B……. I’ll look for them later for you A.
A……. OK I’ll see you two later bye.
C……. thanks B for not telling, he would only be in a mood with me, the miserable sod, I have never seen him smile once.
B……..he has a lot on his mind, it’s not easy trying to saving a world. He is trying is to write a book of new laws for the whole of mankind in the future and get rid of the Ten Commandments there out of date.
C……. might as well nobody practise’s what they preach these days. Right I’m off I have a date with Jean.
B……. who’s this Jean?
C…….. are you jealous B because I still have what it takes like charm, whit and great personality and the list goes on and very modest, if this site takes off I could be a sex symbol for all the women in the world.
B……. Dream on C at our age I don’t think that’s going to happen. See you bye.
C……. bye
B…….while we are on our own, let me have a little word with you all reading this site. Please be patient with us as we are just learning how to run a site, we have a lot of very serious things to say to you all it is going to take time. We will get things right eventually and put things in some type of order. You see, the whole social structure all round the world is so fragmented nobody or groups of people can find a common way that everyone can agree on, people use their own ideas to make their point. This is all wrong, you have to look at the big picture, and not everyone wants the same thing. We have a lot to say and to put ideas to you, to give you all something to think about, and bring change to the world. We want this movement to take over the world to dominate all other political movements then when the world is stable and at peace, then this movement has to give up all power and let the people take over. This is a long time in the future, when mankind can be brought together to think as one, this will be done by teaching all the children round the world.
We will start to teach you to open your minds and see the errors of your ways hopefully you will all listen and start to teach your own children, this can be done it is your choice. You will learn more in the next year with our writings.
Now I say no more until after 9/11.
Good bye for now
Monk B
07/10/2014 continued
C….. Ho yes I’m so good at this, I think I know what I’m doing.
B….. I don’t think you do, where is the picture at the top of the page?
C….. I can’t find it, I looked all over for it. It must be the sign of the times people will pinch anything these days. The world is going to pot, I hope no one pinches my blow up doll. I’d have no one to talk to. It’s no fun been a hermit you know.
A….. Alright C you’re starting again, you can be quite vulgar at times, but you did load yesterday’s meeting very quickly, well done keep it up.
C….. Ho yes I’ll keep it up.
B….. I’m starting our party’s policies write up, C do you think you will be able to open a new window for it.
C….. errrrr, errrrrr, Yes of course —————————————— errrrrr maybe. Give me a week.
B….. I now know what I’m doing and how I’m going to do it.
A….. But you should already know what you’re doing, just use notes we did.
B….. It’s not that easy we have a problem.
C….. What are you looking at me for, it’s your fault you shouldn’t leave things laying around.
B….. I’m saying no more but let’s us all start been tidy, today our cave, tomorrow the world.
C….. If I’m doing the site and B is doing a write up, A what are you doing?
A….. This is not the time for me maybe sometime in the future.
C….. Why don’t you write about the (—– censored——-) and how you can help the people with their (——censored——-) and all the other things that might help mankind?
A…..as I said this is not the time. I don’t want those word mentioned again on this site, these word are to be spoken face to face with the whole of mankind, for the written words can be changed and there meaning will be twisted out of the true meaning, people have to question me when I speak. When the time is right (I and only I will speak to mankind) C can you cut this bit out when you put this on the site.
C….. Ok but it looks like it’s going to be a long time before you say anything, we only have 13.192 subscribers up till now, a long way short of 7 billion and the way our health is we don’t have long.
A…. then I take my words to the grave and mankind can kill its self.
B….OK let’s get off the subject. A is right mankind has to come to us we can’t force people to listen.
C….. By the way A you go up the chimney these day so your words go up in smoke. Just thought I’d keep you right A.
B…..OK lets go and have a cup of tea and come back tomorrow.
C….. I need a beer.
Meeting 22/08/14
Monk A…….. I have called this meet to tell you two that the election is off, we are running out of time to put our suggestion’s to mankind before 9/11. So we have to pick the leader for this movement and the world, should anything happen after 9/11 we need a spokesman. B….. I want you to be acting chairman until the whole of mankind can start sorting itself out and start working towards peace then they can pick their own leader.
I want you two to make a closing statement, you can say whatever you want, just keep within the rules we made for this site. I will still be doing mine, B have you finished my picture yet?
B……. no not yet, I didn’t think there was any rush, I’ll get on with it though.
C……. I know we are closing down but I think I can keep it going, I’ll play with all the buttons and see what happens ok. Since we started the site we have learnt how to paint use a computer and all the other things so it’s just one more thing to learn. But if this site suddenly go’s off, at least we gave it a try.
B…….ok C do whatever you can, we have to do something people are still subscribing there are now 8.841 on the site we can’t just stop now we all have a world to save.
A………we will all still do our final write up, in case C pushes the wrong buttons, B in your write up can you put forward more of what we would like to see done in the world, don’t go too far into depth that would take for ever. C you do your usual rant on, but still try and say something about our ideas for the world. And take your time with the buttons, don’t lose your temper and throw the computer out the window, we can’t afford another one.
C……… ok, by the way I think the comments are working we now have three, one off me, one off Amy near Manchester, and one off someone who has turned to Jesus he said his church is going to save the world, should we stop doing what we are doing and let his church save the world, we are having trouble talking to 7 billion people what chance has he got. I might put it on the site and see what happens, he is only trying to advertise his book on our site but if I can help a poor Christian along his way then I might just do it, that’s if I can find the right button to do it.
A…….the next few weeks is critical for this movement, mankind has to join in to sort the world out we cannot do it on our own. Every man woman and child on this planet, every nation must join this movement to bring peace to the world. So say whatever you want to say we have to start thinking outside this site, and get everyone in the world talking of change total change. Now I’m going to go, now you two come up with something this is not a game, the future of mankind could be in our hands. I’m off bye.
C…….oow who’s been pushing his buttons today?
B……. he is right though, there are so many problems in the world where do we start, and it would be much easier if we could just sit and talk to people and put our points to the people, instead of writing with one finger.
C…….ok I’ll get the ball rolling in my write up.
B……. what are you going to say.
C……. I don’t know but you can read my write up when everybody reads it ok mister chairman of the world.
By the way how come you get to be chairman of the world and this movement, and not me?
B…….We each have one vote A voted for me that’s all, who would you vote for C.
C……. I’d vote for you, not that miserable sod.
B…….so I have two votes I win A is not daft he knew what the outcome would have been so to save time he asked me to do it.
C…….. Ok who would you of voted for B?
B……..I don’t have to say do I, but I will, I would of voted for you C, I could not put up with A for too long he’s too quiet and only says things when it’s needed, he thinks too much finding the imposable answers like saving the world.
C……..Right on brother, he is a miserable sod.
B……..try putting this on the site for now, I’ll still try looking for someone to be admin for the site, just do your best. See you later C.
C…….On my own again, it’s a sad life been a hermit, HEY you lot out there, yes you, if your reading this then I’m talking to you. It might only be with one finger, but I’m still talking to you all ok. Come on mankind let’s all get together and sort this world out, it’s not going to be easy it’s going to take many generations for this movement to work, so let’s get THINKING about change. We have already thought about it now it’s your turn, if we ever meet you can give us your ideas, we can chew the fat and spit out the best ideas to bring total change to the world. We have lots of ideas some you will not like but they are for the future generation to sort out.
Monk B
Welcome to our meeting room….. Here you will get to know what is happening on this website, a bit like a statistic report including any new and future events each week etc. So if you’re just looking at this site and not subscribing, then this part will tell you where to go for up to date info, instead of having to look through every page. It will also state any changes that need to be done as we are still just learning about running a website really. Remember, this is your website to sort this world out. Monks B and C are here now, so let’s get started.
(C) Hi B…. Have you seen the stats lately?
(B) Yes. I think we are doing alright. We have 2.594 subscribers! June has been our best month and now we have over a 100 people a day joining.
(A) Now we have to start telling people what we would like to see done in the world in order to see what reaction we get. I know we are away for two weeks but I want this to be a working holiday. We have to make a list of what has to be done around the world.
(C) Oh come on!! We’re supposed to have a good time, not be depressed about the world’s problems.
(B) Listen C. We have over 2.000 people wanting to know what is coming next. It’s only for one year, so let’s just make the effort eh?
(C) OK…. If this keeps up and we get to 5.000 subscribers, I have to give up drinking as I promised, but not yet!!
(A) B, you work with Jenny a lot, so can you do a quick write right up on each subject? We will go more into depth with everything later and hopefully we will get some feedback. We don’t want to frighten people off though, as we are going for total change all round the world….. This is going to be a big step for mankind and some very big decisions have to be made. Put this straight on the website when we get back. I’m not sure what day that will be yet.
Right. One more thing B, how much have we spent up to now over this last year?
(B) Well, I’m not sure. It could be about £2.000. This is just a rough guess though, it could be less.
(C) You’re joking… Do you know how much beer I could get for that? And have enough left for some bread. What’s it all been spent on?
(B) C, if you shut up for a minute I’ll tell you…. There have been two computers, a printer, computer upgrade programs, plus odds and sods. Then there is all the art equipment, easel, paints, brushes, canvases. Then the odds and sods. Art equipment is not cheap you know!!
(C) Well, we all know where the first computer went… I always thought computers did what they were told, but that one had a mind of its own. It never listened to me, or did what I told it to do.
(A) OK. So we are still ok then. I just don’t want people thinking that we are doing this to make money.
(B) We should be alright until September 2015. The website is paid for till then. Then A, you have to decide if we continue talking to mankind or we just walk away.
(A) Well that’s up to the world population really….. You can take a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. Let’s just see what happens eh? We know what we have to say… I just hope the world will accept it, but it’s the future generations that really matter. If this website can go into the future and be read by future generations it might make them think about life and how stupid mankind has been up to now. Anyway, have we any other problems? Apart from monk C!!
(B) Yes we do. It’s the reply comments to the site.
(A) What’s the problem?
(B) We’re not getting any… none at all!! Jenny was going sort it out. It seems strange that when we only had a few people on the site we had loads of comments coming in. But now, with well over, erm, let me just check, 2.634, there are none. That’s 40 people registered on website since this meeting began…. Hang on, we have a comment!
(C) Sorry, that’s me. I tried it to see if it still worked.
(B) Good thinking C.
(C) That’s not all I did….. Because of all this technology in the world, I put a note in my front window asking for someone to test the website….. It didn’t work, so I have taken it out now. I didn’t want a brick through the window. Well, you know what people are like these days… Just no sense of humour J
(A) Have you worked out how this election is going to be run?
(B) Yes, we have worked out a way, but we will tell mankind what to do nearer the day. It’s fool proof. Even C could manage it…. No one can cheat.
(C) I thought someone else would have put their name down for the election by now. I was under the impression that everyone wanted to take over the world!! Anyway, if one of us wins they will all have to listen to us. How do we stand legally with taking over the world? I mean, it’s never been done before so there can’t be any laws against it… If there are they will have to take us to court. But if we are in charge they will have no chance… We will make our own laws…” COME THE REVOLUTION”. After September we can shoot all the miserable sods anyway. Hey A…. You will have to watch yourself if I win.
(A) C… I will put you in mental hospital if I win. I’m off now. We will meet in Spain next week ok? Goodbye.
(C) Hey B.. What happened on the roof last week? Was he going to jump?
(B) No…. He just goes up there for peace and quiet and to think on his own about the world, which he doesn’t get when you’re around!
(C) Hoo hoo. Have you seen the time? I’m off…. The pub’s open. I’ll see you later. Bye.
(B) Hey C, aren’t you going to get ready for the holiday?
(C) I’m ready….. I have my swimming trunks on. I just have my sunglasses to pick up. See you. Bye.
(B) I worry about him. And he thinks he can save the world? If you do vote for him it would be interesting. Anyway I have to go and pack for our holiday… I guess I had better pack some things for C too…. He can be so lazy, which is why I think that you should vote for me in September.. Bye for now.
2nd August 2014
Monk C —-.
We promised to do a write up on this movements policies whilst we were on holiday. Well I’m sorry to say that never happened….. It was too bloody hot!!! Monk A went to find a cool place to sit and we never saw him again. B sat in front of the fridge with the door open and I went to the pub, so nothing got done. Anyway we’re back home now so we will start to get some writing done…… Now let this meeting begin.
M (B)—–
I will start with the users of the website. We now have 7.000 registered users and they are still coming in. This is starting me thinking that people really want to bring change to the world, but it’s still early days.
The last 2 months have really taken off and I am beginning to have a bit more faith in mankind. The comments for the website seem be working. A young lady called Amy, who was on the flight home with us, said she would look at the website and she has left me a comment….. So now we know it is working. Thanks Amy.
M (A)—–
We have to start putting our policies on the website before the election so that we can start to tell the people what we would like to see done, to give people a chance to talk about them and put up any questions they might want to ask. I will be asking the whole of mankind to do something for me before the election, but that can wait until closer to the time.
M(C)—
I was going to do that. What are you going to ask them to do A?
M(B)—- C,
Don’t ask…… We know what you’re like…. You talk too much. So it looks like we are all going to be asking the population to do things for us. If they don’t do what we ask then we know no one is listening and I see no hope for mankind.
M(C)—-,
We all agreed that we don’t keep secrets from the people so what’s the big deal?
M(B)—-.
Listen C. This is an election strategy by A. It will not be a secret when the time is right. He will tell mankind everything. Okay? Plus, why didn’t you tell us what you were thinking of asking?
M(C)—
Well erm errr well er Ok. Point taken.
M(A)—–.
From now until the election we each do our own thing. After the election in September we get together and work together to sort the world out. Hopefully the rest of mankind will join us.
I think we should start getting things moving on the website. It’s going too slow for my liking. Any ideas from you two?
M(C)—–.
Yes. Try typing with more than one finger. That should speed things up a bit. And B why don’t you finish all the pictures and the write ups for each picture like we planned in the first place? That might get some attention.
M (B).
Yes but that’s going to take time, well past the election in September. Plus I’ve lost all of my notes. Well we do have one year on this website, so OK I will do that. I have to finish one picture for A anyway, to show with his words when he asks mankind to do something him. OK, I could do one section at a time and put it on the site, while I do the rest.
M (A)
I’ll put the words to what we have done up to now and put the pictures in the right order. We can always shuffle them around or change things later if we need to add more. It will give people an idea of what has to be done in the world. Right any more ideas?
M(C)—–
Well with Jenny in and out of rehab this is slowing us down. How about we get someone from around the Middlesbrough area, someone with spare time on their hands, someone who can run a website and knows a bit about the internet. Plus get rid of the bugs in my computer. I’ve gone through two cans of pesticide up to now but nothing works, I hate computers. We could do this on skypefor an hour or so once a week.
M(B)—-.
We can’t afford to pay anyone so forget about that idea.
M(C)—
OK. I just thought someone might want to help us save the world, or at least try.
M(A)—.
Has Jenny got the holiday snaps done yet?
M (C)—–.
No, not yet. I had to go and get the film developed at the camera shop so it might take a couple of days. I hope they turn out. I haven’t used this box camera for over 50 years. It should be alright. I changed the black cloth you put over your head, the old one was letting the light in.
M (A)—-
If there is nothing else to talk about I will go and do the write up for the pictures before it gets dark. Whoever’s doing the write up on our policies for the website, I will give you a hand during the day. I want the nights on my own.
M (B)—–.
I will be doing that when I’m not painting. I don’t trust C to do it. He gets carried away with his wild and crazy thoughts. I don’t want him starting global panic or someone from other galaxies telling him to turn the music down.
M (A)—-.
You’re right of course B. He’ll have everybody in the world doing the conga all around the world, and wild parties even the Muslims will be ordered to join in…. Right I’m off, I’ll see you B, first thing Monday morning. Bye C
M (B)
By the way C, you are supposed to stop drinking at 5.000 subscribers!!! What’s happened? Why haven’t you stopped?
M (C)—–
Well you see, errmm, eer hhmmm, IT’s part of my election plan, all the lads in the pub are going to vote for me. I’m one of the lads you see. If I don’t socialise they might not vote for me, they don’t want a miserable sod running the world. This is what you two are you have no chance. People want freedom and a more relaxed world. Anyway I’ll cheer every one up with total change.Until then I will hold my election rallies in the pub and the rest of the world can come and join me. I’m off, the pubs open and my followers are waiting. Bye, bye.
M (B)—–.
Bye C , looks like I have my work cut out in the run up to the election, all being well I’ll be at the meeting next week. So good bye for now.